If you learn nothing else from your time spent at the Man Institute, remember this: manliness is inversely related to the amount of equipment used when attempting to achieve a goal. That is, the more equipment you need to get the job done, the less manly the act is.
Take hunting, for instance. Hunting on its own is a fairly manly activity. You grab your favourite rifle and head off into the bush to camp and hike and eventually kill an animal. Manly, yes, but there is still room for improvement. …

That’s right, guys. No more pulling out the frying pan and sitting on your ass as your house fills with that delicious smell that mocks you as you helplessly wait for the bacon to finish cooking. From now on all you will need is a can opener or if you’re a real manly man: your teeth.
Thanks to some damn fine men at a firearms dealer called CMMG, bacon is now easily accessible and can be consumed within seconds of you being hit by the craving. I don’t know about you …

It is admittedly long overdue, but given recent events it’s clearly about damn time we write some articles about hockey. In this, the first volume of hockey manliness, some of the manliest people to play one of the manliest positions the sporting world has to offer, the great goalies.
Jacques Plante
I’m sure many of you will know Jacques Plante as the first goalie to wear a mask. You’re all wrong. Plante did, however, design the first fiberglass goalie mask and the first to wear a fiberglass mask in the NHL. Now …

Guest post by by: Liberty Kontranowski
All work and no play makes Jack a real pain in the ass. So if your days tend to rival those of Bill Murray’s character in Groundhog Day, maybe it’s time you get yourself a hobby – but not just any hobby. Leave the golfing and bowling to the guy next door and up the pastime ante with a manly quest like the five super cool and slightly extreme hobbies listed below.
B.A.S.E. Jumping
B.A.S.E. jumping consists of hurling your body off of four major categories of …

Every man needs to defend himself at some point, but it can be extremely tricky in the event of a surprise attack. With the following weapons, you should be able to adequately protect yourself in almost all situations. Although the manliest men don’t use weapons, a clever McGyver-esque style weapon used to destroy your enemies is worthy of a mention.

Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc…..
Offering: cash, items for barter

From Me to **********@***********.org:
Hey,
I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several …

Looking for that special app that you can use to irritate an entire room of people without them even knowing it was you? Yeah, there’s an app for that. It’s called Sound Grenade.
Sound Grenade is a fairly simple app based on an even simpler concept. High frequency sounds are extremely irritating. They are even being utilized in devices to prevent loitering. The device is set up outside where loitering is a problem and it plays the sound. You probably won’t notice it at first, but eventually you will and it …

The majority of Olympic sports have had their spots in the games for many years and additional sports getting added is somewhat rare. The winter games have seen some improvements with the additions of snowboarding events and skeleton. It’s now time, again, that the winter games opened their doors to the manliest of all winter sports, Icecross Downhill Skating.
On Jan. 20, 2000 this fantastic new sport was first seen as people from all over the world flocked to Stockholm to see the races. It was a spectacular event, despite being designed …

Are you headed to jail or simply too cheap to pay for a professional tattoo? Or maybe you find that pro tattoos simply don’t hurt enough because of your recent increase in manliness. We have the answer for you. All you need to make your own tattoo gun are the following:

Mechanical pencils
Guitar Strings (will be your needle)
Black electrical tape
Spoon (your base to hold your tattoo gun)
Electrical motor (18V ideal) – VCR, remote control car, Video Game Controller
Cell Phone Charger
Pliers
Scissors
Sandpaper

Before you get started, I feel it somewhat necessary to mention that all …