Published on February 12th, 2010 | by Tim7
5 of the Manliest Food Creations You Will Ever Eat
Yes, we all know men love a good burger or steak. We enjoy bacon, sausage and pretty much any other meat out there. Although these are all delicious meals, their true beauty doesn’t come out until you start combining manly ingredients to make som of the tastiest, artery-slamming, heart palpatation-inducing concoctions this world has ever seen. It’s meals like these that get men drooling. How do you think the bacon double cheeseburger was invented? Here are 5 manly food creations you wish you had right now:
Cheesy Double Beef Burrito-Stuffed Bacon-Wrapped Sausage Log
This bad boy comes from a super-genius man that goes by the name “Fire it up” at the Smoking Meat Forums. There is no doubt in my mind that this man is the epitome of manly. He knows what it is to cook a manly meal. Two culinary terms that get men go crazy for are “stuffed” and “wrapped”. Well this man has mastered both and taken it to the extreme. I will be re-creating this Sausage Log very soon.
The Two Cheeseburger Meal, Super-Sized with a Side of McNuggets Pizza
This pizza was brought to my attention a while back on a blog called And I Am Not Lying. Apparently his friend, Richard, found these pictures elsewhere on the internet and sent them with the caption:
“I don’t know where these came from but they’re going around the
net. If you haven’t seen them already, I know you will enjoy them. Don’t ask questions, just marvel.”
*We aren’t quite sure why there’s a gun in the last picture. We assume someone tried to steal his pizza.
The Luther Burger
The Luther Burger is a very simple concept: Take a burger and replace the worst part with something better. Essentially it is a bacon cheeseburger with a doughnut for a bun (I know… Awesome). There are several variations on this snack, one of the most popular being a fried egg added. Over at Chocolatesuze’s site she’s throwing on pineapple slices. She also has pictures, step-by-step, of her taking the Luther Burger journey as she makes these delicious bastards.
The Meat Cake
You heard me. Finally cake and meat come together. This cake is made of ground beef layers, ketchup between each layer with a mashed potato frosting. I dare you not to eat the whole thing. In terms of how easy this is to make at home, the toughest part will be convincing the wife. I suggest making it one day while you’re home and she won’t be back until dinner time…
If you want the recipe, go take a look here as he explains how he made it. These pictures of the Meat Cake are all of the one he made, so I’d recommend that site but there are others.
The El Niño Pizza Taco
The El Niño is 3 pounds of Mexican goodness… wrapped in pizza. This one is also probably the easiest to make out of all of the foods featured here. Bake a pepperoni pizza and add your favourite Mexican toppings. This one has ground beef, sauteed onions, sour cream, lettuce, tomato and cheddar cheese.