Imagine yourself in an environment with the most brutal conditions this planet has to offer. So unbearable, it would make the devil himself cry like an orphan on Christmas day. The ice cold mountain temperatures bite at any exposed skin and creep through any clothing, chilling you to the bone. Blizzards so powerful, you can barely see a few feet in any direction, and struggle to just maintain your balance. You can hear nothing but the ruthless winds whistling by. Your body aches, and thinking straight is nearly impossible due …

Today, I was out chopping wood and skinning the  wolf I had trapped in my homemade snare, when I overheard my neighbors conversing about the game of shuffleboard they enjoyed earlier. This got me thinking of all the “sports” that should be left to women, children, and senior citizens. To save you the infuriating thoughts I just experienced, I compiled a short list of activities that have been officially recognized as sports, for god knows what reason. Remember; this is just a few of many.
First up is the ever popular …

There are a number of things a man can do to increase his man status. You don’t necessarily have to climb a mountain, or stick your head between the jaws of an alligator to be considered manly. In fact it could be done, simply by altering your appearance; specifically your facial hair.
This is highly recommended for you everyday normal folks who take more shit than a Vietnamese pay toilet. Bullied at the office? Beaten by your girlfriend? This is a strong move that could result in a real turn of …

Anyone with an iq score above a god forsaken 70, understands that any mother in their right mind would do whatever it takes to protect their children. Whether it’s from old fashioned abuse, or the pantsless man that stands on the other side of the school ground fence touching him self in a disgusting fashion. In this case the protected were just a couple of bear cubs.However, the mother was a furious black bear.
October 4, 2008 British Columbia native Jim West was out walking his precious little dogs when they …