As men, we often feel the need to destroy and break stuff. The Man Institute has researched extensively why this is and we have discovered the answer:

We’re Awesome.

Breaking stuff, blowing stuff up, lighting stuff on fire, etc. is something that all manly men have done throughout their lives. Whether it be burning ants with a magnifying glass and playing “car accident” with a Hot-Wheels car and a hammer as kids or taking up a career in demolition or pyrotechnics, all men have sweet destructive urges.

Before you take this the wrong way and start thinking we’re arsonists or criminals or something of the sort, we’re not. We’re just men and as men, we constantly think about giving things a good smashing.

Enter Mr. Richard “Mack” Machowicz. At this point, I can say with 99% certainty that Mack is at least 40 times the man you will ever be. Don’t feel bad, though, as his man levels are through the roof, much higher than the average man. Plus if you start getting upset, there’s a good chance his fruit-loop detector will go off and get you properly beaten down.

To start things off, Mack has a sweet nickname. If at any point your nickname could be someone’s real name and is simply the root of one of your names, it’s a good indicator of a high man ranking, keep it up. If your nickname happens to make reference to your weight, sexuality, emotionality or anything not manly, chances are good you should be closing your web browser now.

Mack has made a living out of blowing things up and destroying things. No, he isn’t one of your average demolition men, although he would probably be more effective. Mack has his own show and has become famous testing Future Weapons. Essentially his job consists of taking sweet new weapons that are still being tested and shooting them at things.

You might ask, “How do I get such a sweet job? That sounds fantastic!” The answer is quite simple: get off your couch and start working out… A lot. After that, join one of the most competitive and exclusive teams in the armed forces (the Navy SEALS), stay with the SEALS for 10 years, study martial arts for 20 years and create your own fighting system, achieve multiple blackbelts in said martial arts, teach combat training to future combat trainers, specialise in personal protection for the rich and famous and you will then be well on your way to being half the man that Mack is and therefore, have a very small chance of getting a similar job.

On top of all the above requirments (which I hope you have realised that Mack has already achieved), Mack has also written a book called: Unleash the Warrior Within: Develop the Focus, Discipline, Confidence and Courage You Need to Achieve Unlimited Goals and is also the co-founder of  Warpath Entertainment, a bad ass film company.

We’ve searched a few videos of this manly man at work. I think you’re going to like what you see.

Testing the HK-MP7

Testing the AA-12 Fully-Automatic Shotgun

Testing Directed Energy Weapons

I’m hoping that just reading about Mack has got your testosterone pumping. If every man were as manly as Mack, the world would be a much better place; however, as long as there are men putting miniature clothes on dogs and designing pre-faded or ripped $200 dollar jeans and drinking Cosmos, super-manly men such as Richard Machowicz will be necessary to provide some form of balance.

For his extreme manliness in various aspects, Richard Machowicz has earned a superb man rank of 9/10. Well done, Mack.