From the day a young male’s testicles drop, he yearns for something very specific. Although this yearning may be taking place subconsciously at the moment, eventually it will explode from him like last nights Taco Bell. Now, you’re probably wondering what the subject of this yearning happens to be….if you’re single (and didn’t read the article title). If you’re married however, the moment you realized you absolutely needed the subject of this post was the exact moment that white gold wedding band slipped over your sausage finger. The Man Cave, …

During the Olympics, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper and US President Barack Obama entered into a friendly wager over who would win the gold medal men’s hockey game. Should the US win, Obama would win himself a case of Yuengling, the President’s beer of choice. If Canada won, however; Harper would win a case of Molson Canadian.
I’m assuming that since you’re reading articles at the Man Institute, that you also watched the game. A game that was huge for us here in Vancouver, but also just a spectacular game overall. A …

Every man needs to defend himself at some point, but it can be extremely tricky in the event of a surprise attack. With the following weapons, you should be able to adequately protect yourself in almost all situations. Although the manliest men don’t use weapons, a clever McGyver-esque style weapon used to destroy your enemies is worthy of a mention.

Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc…..
Offering: cash, items for barter

From Me to **********@***********.org:
Hey,
I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several …

Aside from Amp Energy’s hilarious Before You Score, the Man Institute in the past hasn’t really covered much to do with the iPod or iPhone. This was essentially due to the fact that none of us had one nor could we afford to splurge and get one. Well thanks to an awesome Christmas gift, we can now use the thousands of apps out there and test them out so you don’t have to. With that out of the way, here are 5 badass apps for men.
Bump
by Bump Technologies LLC
The fist bump …

That’s right… Health benefits. Yeah there’s still that risk of liver disease, obesity, and addiction, but these are the results of not exercising restraint and consuming excessive amounts regularly. For us casual beer drinkers, I think it’s safe to say that we are the epitome of good health. The perfect male specimen chiseled from stone.
It has been proven that women who drink 1 beer per day and men who drink up to 2 beers per day will actually reduce their risk of suffering a stroke, heart and vascular diseases. In …

Just one more week until Christmas. Five more days until you have to start buying presents. You need to start thinking about where you’re going for dinner and what you need to bring. If dinner’s at your place you need to start thinking about what to make and how you’re making it. It can be a hectic time of year and once it’s all done, you may need something to take the edge off. Something to help you relax and enjoy the rest of the holiday.

The Royal Martini
This on is …

Halloween is fast approaching and if you’re one of those people who thinks that it’s a holiday just for kids, clearly you haven’t seen the scantily clad costumes women wear for the occassion. Halloween is essentially a day where your odds of scoring someone far out of your league are at an all time high (Especially if you are below average looking). It’s a day where men and women head out for a good time incognito. Where your ugly mug can be hidden under a mask until a time when …

While working on understanding this new Twitter craze, I happened to see a link under the Trending Topics section that read: “Alienate Your Female”. Naturally I thought this would be hilarious and gave it a click. It was well worth my time.
Apparently Pepsi’s Amp Energy has their name on a revolutionary new iPhone app. This app says it will “Amp up your game” by classifying women into 24 different categories and telling you how to go about scoring them. Bad ass, right? Check the video:

 To get started, just click here and download …