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[18 Jun 2010 | No Comment | 374 views]
Straight Down The Middle

A while back we were contacted by a manly man by the name of Josh Karp. Josh had recently written a book entitled Straight Down The Middle and offered the Man Institute a copy to check out. I’d like to say that it took persuasive techniques and hours of bargaining to get us to agree to read it, but really he simply mentioned that the book is about improving your golf swing and we were instantly drooling over the idea.
The book arrived and I cracked it open that night in an attempt to …

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[17 May 2010 | 2 Comments | 610 views]
Bacon Hot Sauce

Everybody knows that all men love bacon and hot sauce. They are the perfect additives for absolutely any meal. The two go great on eggs or hashbrowns, burgers, hot dogs, steak, potatoes and just about any other food you can think of. Finally a group of friends has decided to put the two together. Dump out your Tobasco and Frank’s Red Hot, you’ll need to make room in the fridge for Bacon Hot Sauce – the first bacon flavoured hot sauce.
As the story goes, these average guys were sitting around, …

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[15 May 2010 | 2 Comments | 725 views]
The Bacon Explosion: The Cure for the Healthy Heart

The other day I was thinking about the Cheesy Double Beef Burrito-Stuffed Bacon-Wrapped Sausage Log that we had written about in February and started thinking that if someone was awesome enough to think up that meal, their must be other disgustingly awesome stuffed meals out there. It’s common knowledge that food reaches its maximum flavour potential when it is stuffed with another food, so why don’t we find more of these recipes?
My google search was: “manly stuffed sausage log bacon” and the first result was one of the manliest food creations …

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[13 May 2010 | 2 Comments | 868 views]
The Man Cave: Put Your Feet Up and Be Your Disgusting Self

From the day a young male’s testicles drop, he yearns for something very specific. Although this yearning may be taking place subconsciously at the moment, eventually it will explode from him like last nights Taco Bell. Now, you’re probably wondering what the subject of this yearning happens to be….if you’re single (and didn’t read the article title). If you’re married however, the moment you realized you absolutely needed the subject of this post was the exact moment that white gold wedding band slipped over your sausage finger. The Man Cave, …

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[22 Apr 2010 | No Comment | 847 views]
Guest Post: When Does a Boy Become A Man?

There are lot of theories floating around about what it actually means for a boy to become a man. I thought that the man institute could use a quick rundown. Maybe we can finally get to the bottom of this great mystery.
1. When you turn 18.
At least this is what the law says. When you turn 18 you are legally an adult and can be tried in court as one. So I guess that completely technically speaking, this is the right moment. This is the moment when a boy becomes …

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[17 Apr 2010 | No Comment | 557 views]
Are You Headed To A Sausage Party? Use This Sweet Facebook App to Find Out!

You work hard all week. Friday night comes around and you head to the colde beer and wine straight from work. You pick up your brew for the night and head home to get changed and ready to go. You’re on your way now, park the car and head in, only to find that for every 1 lady inside, there’s about 5 dudes. This sound familiar? If so, we have the tool for you.
With this sweet little app, you can easily avoid dangerous sausage parties and surround yourself with ladies. …

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[10 Apr 2010 | One Comment | 983 views]
Ironing – Maybe It’s Manly After All…

Everyone enjoys a freshly pressed shirt. It looks good and it feels good, but is ironing manly? Up to this point I would have told you no. I, much like the rest of you, thought ironing was a skill best left to grandmas and dry cleaners. Well, gentlemen, turns out we were wrong.
Let me introduce you to Extreme Ironing. Yes, you read it correctly. A sport which takes something that was previously thought to be a chore for house-wives and bachelors and turns it into something both manly and hilarious.
“The …

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[8 Apr 2010 | One Comment | 1,377 views]
The Hot/Crazy Scale – Just because she’s hot, doesn’t mean she’s worth it

The Hot/Crazy Scale (HCS) is a scale that helps men make the decision whether or not to get involved with someone. Although fairly simple, the HCS is extremely effective and allows a man to make a quick decision without having to spend too much time deciding. Before I go any further, I feel I should mention that the Hot/Crazy Scale was thought up by a damn fine man, Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother. Yeah, I know he’s fictitious, but the character is awesomely manly.
“The theory of evolution alleges …