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Published on November 14th, 2009 | by Tim

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Allow Us To Book Your Next Vacation: Jeju Island, Korea [NSFW]

Jeju Love Land - South KoreaWhat’s the love capital of the world? France? Italy? Hell no! Obviously you haven’t heard of a kick ass little island in South Korea called Jeju Island.

The island itself is fantastic. The climate is great and it has amazing beaches and natural scenery, making this a great place to take a vacation.

Tourism on Jeju is also booming. They have various festivals, conventions, hikes and tons of shopping to take part in. You can check out their sweet volcano featuring some of the longest lava tubes in the world. You can even check out Jeongbang Waterfall. It’s very pretty, especially when it’s lit up at night.jejuWaterfall_at_Night

Well guys, have I sold you? No? Good. Any guy who actually read about the pretty scenery and got excited probably shouldn’t even be on this site. In fact he should probably go hit the gym, lose the purse and go grab a burger (With meat. Veggie burger with soy cheese doesn’t count and is barely even food).

But, for those of you that have been reading and were about to close this article because you don’t give a damn about foofy scenery and boring festivals, there is something in Jeju for real men. I place that will leave you snickering and taking hilarious pictures. A place where you won’t have to see some sort of long cylindrical sculpture and use your man brain to make it something sexual. No, in this place the sculptures ARE actually hilarious dicks. No imagination required.

Gentlemen, welcome to Love Land.

Loveland is a place like no other. It is a theme park  full of hilarious sculptures of sweet sex acts and body parts. I could site here and describe it, but pictures and videos speak louder than words.

 

There are peepholes in the bathrooms. When you look in one of these peepholes, this is what you see:

 

Here’s a few of the parks sculptures which pay tribute to things like glory holes and giant penises:

The Glory Holegiantwienerassuphugewomancreepy signfacesweetthreesome3girls

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Loveland is located just 10 minutes away from Jeju International Airport. It’s open ’til midnight and takes about an hour to view everything. Fly down and check it out. You can even take the kids! There’s a daycare on site where you can ditch the offspring and have some fun.

For more info check out LoveLand’s official website:
http://www.jejuloveland.com/html/eng.html

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Tim is curator and co founder of ManInstitute.com. When he’s not shaving his face with a bowie knife he’s helping men be better at what they already are: men.



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