Published on October 12th, 2009 | by Tim1
Amp Energy’s Before You Score App: The Best Pepsi Product to Date
While working on understanding this new Twitter craze, I happened to see a link under the Trending Topics section that read: “Alienate Your Female”. Naturally I thought this would be hilarious and gave it a click. It was well worth my time.
Apparently Pepsi’s Amp Energy has their name on a revolutionary new iPhone app. This app says it will “Amp up your game” by classifying women into 24 different categories and telling you how to go about scoring them. Bad ass, right? Check the video:
To get started, just click here and download the app.
*Sorry guys. Pepsi gave in and removed their app. It’s no longer available.
Next head on out to your favourite pub. Look around you and pick out potential women to score. Now classify here. You have 24 options to choose from so guaranteed you’l be able to find her. Your choices are:
- Aspiring Actress
- Business Woman
- Foreign Exchange Student
- Goth Girl
- Indie Rock Girl
- Military Girl
- Out of Your League Girl
- Political Girl
- Punk Rock Girl
- Rebound Girl
- Sorority Girl
- Women’s Studies Major
Now that you have the type of girl she is nailed, all you have to do is quickly educate yourself in what she’s into then go for it. Depending on the category she is, you are offered various important facts that she would be interested in including pickup lines, your fake carbon footprint number for the Treehugger, the Greek alphabet for the Sorority Girl, etc.
After you have scored, you even have the ability to keep a list of all your scores. It stores the name of her, date you scored and whatever other stuff you want to remember about it. You can even fire this list off in an email or by Facebook or Twitter to your friends to get your brag on.
Of course there are some objections from sensitive pansies who think that Pepsi is out of line making something so manly:
willxisxveganx (41 minutes ago)
Right, because I want some f’ing ASSHOLE to steal MY FUCKING VEGAN GIRLFRIEND.
GO HUMP YOU COW GIRLFRIEND, RETARD
lovesthecomma (1 hour ago)
“Sorority Girl – This shouldn’t be a problem”
Completely ridiculous. As a sorority woman this is another thing my sisters and I need to work against and show that we’re not stupid sluts.
hedgecore (6 hours ago)
This is disgusting. I am boycotting pepsi over this. This is one the sleaziest things I’ve seen marketed by such a massive company. They categorize women into 24 different types, stereotype their interests, and provide you with tools of manipulation in order to “score”.
But there will always be people out there incapable of taking a joke, I suppose.
Go give it a download. The app looks promising and is most definitely worth your time.
Pepsi is actually apologizing for making such an offensive app. Go figure, a few people get bent out of shape over something hilarious and the maker of it has to apologize. Better download it before these whiners have it removed.