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Published on April 17th, 2010 | by Tim


Are You Headed To A Sausage Party? Use This Sweet Facebook App to Find Out!

You work hard all week. Friday night comes around and you head to the colde beer and wine straight from work. You pick up your brew for the night and head home to get changed and ready to go. You’re on your way now, park the car and head in, only to find that for every 1 lady inside, there’s about 5 dudes. This sound familiar? If so, we have the tool for you.

With this sweet little app, you can easily avoid dangerous sausage parties and surround yourself with ladies. Maybe this doesn’t guarantee you’ll score, but at least your odds will improve.

It couldn’t be more simple to use. Just head over to Hit the button and allow it to connect to your Facebook. You can now either load all your events or enter events manually. What you get back is based on a 5 Sausage Link Scale, 5 being a total sausage fest and none being ladies galore.


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Tim is curator and co founder of When he’s not shaving his face with a bowie knife he’s helping men be better at what they already are: men.

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