Men, Rejoice! Bacon is Now Just a Can-Opener Away

That’s right, guys. No more pulling out the frying pan and sitting on your ass as your house fills with that delicious smell that mocks you as you helplessly wait for the bacon to finish cooking. From now on all you will need is a can opener or if you’re a real manly man: your teeth.

Thanks to some damn fine men at a firearms dealer called CMMG, bacon is now easily accessible and can be consumed within seconds of you being hit by the craving. I don’t know about you guys, but the thought of having 50+ strips of the world’s greatest food ready to go whenever I want is worth its weight in gold. You can also feel free to stock up on Tactical Bacon as it has a shelf life of 10 years. They do recommend refrigerating it once it’s opened, although any man who wouldn’t finish the can in one serving isn’t really a man at all.

To buy yourself some Tactical Bacon, head over to the CMMG site here:
http://cmmginc.secure-mall.com/shop/?cat=172

Ladies, take note:
Tactical Bacon is the ultimate gift for any occassion. I dare you to find I guy who wouldn’t want this.